Building on the popularity of its children’s drink Juicy Juice, Nestlé announced plans earlier this week to unveil a new line of adult beverages called Bad Choicy Choice. Photo illustration by Bea Huff. The drinks, whose flavors include ‘Unprotected Sex,’ ‘Drunk Tattoo,’ and ‘Tackling An Off-Duty Police Officer In The Bar Parking Lot,’ will feature […] Read more
The United Nations denied several appeals made earlier this week to take an active stance on shark conservation. Similarly, demands to take a definitive stance on the several genocides taking place in central Africa were also ignored. A measure proposed by a UN conference on endangered species would have suggested nonbinding controls on the hunting […] Read more
Capitol Hill was in a furor earlier this week when news leaked that Scott Brown, the newly elected junior senator from Massachusetts, came out as bipartisan to his parents. “We never expected it,” said Brown’s conservative-minded mother, Judith. “There he was, campaigning on a platform of petty partisanship like a good congressional hopeful, and now […] Read more
The entertainment industry was shocked yesterday when one of America’s most polarizing celebrity marriages finally came to an end. “To be painfully honest with you, my wife is a whore,” said Lord GaGa in a statement to the Associated Press. “She drinks all the time, flirts with every guy or girl she meets and speaks […] Read more
