Decemberists | Concert Review Story by Christina Mayer | Published Feb 15, 2011 I’ll start off with a bit of personal trivia: I have been to a total of six concerts in the span of my entire life (not including groups like the Johannesburg Symphony Orchestra, which was awesome). Two of them have been […] Read more
You people just don’t seem to understand. There’s only two things worth living for in this life: me, CONOR FUCKING OBERST, and my music. Everything else is just petty bullshit. There was a while where I thought you understood. You all bought Digital Ash, and I was totally phoning it in on that one. Did […] Read more
After nearly eighteen months touring worldwide with his classic album ‘The Wall’, Roger Waters — former songwriter and bassist for psychedelic rock group ‘Pink Floyd’ — was committed to the Sudden Valley Retirement Centre Sunday afternoon. ‘The Centre,’ as it is referred to by its staff, is a popular rehabilitation facility in northern California known […] Read more
Christina Aguilera shocked the world last Sunday when she released an upgraded version of the American National Anthem at Super Bowl XLV. “I just thought to myself, if I can make the word ‘brave’ last for 45 seconds, I can probably make up some new lyrics for our country’s anthem,” Aguilera explained. “I figured it […] Read more
Porn Critic Sasha Sins has given the film “Black Swan” an “F” in her most recent column, due to hit stands tomorrow in the newest issue of “Hustler Magazine.” In what is arguably the harshest review of the film so far, Sins bashes the film for lack of extreme sexual content and nudity. “These Porn […] Read more
My fellow freedom-fighting Americans, we are in crisis mode. If you haven’t heard, Sarah Palin didn’t show up to the Conservative Political Action Conference convention this last week. If you have even half a brain, you know just how unfortunate that is. But don’t panic! This doesn’t mean she isn’t going to run for President […] Read more
When Steven Jones first met his new roommate, James, back in August, he had no idea what he was getting himself into. “I met him, and he was just one of those guys, you know? A little overweight, wears the black hoodie and jeans no matter if it’s 100 or 0 degrees outside, and doesn’t […] Read more
Story by Grace Mortensen Former Tunisian President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali is reported to be enjoying his time out of office. “Surprisingly, retirement is treating me very well,” said the former leader. Ben Ali ended his 23 year dictatorship on Jan. 14, when the people of Tunisia kindly asked him to step down. “They […] Read more
Long time “friends with benefits” Dean Welton and Sherry Rogers have each had a fairly successful record of loveless hook-ups and booty calls in the past few years. But yesterday, Welton reported that he was once again experiencing the highly volatile situation that occurs annually at this time of year — Valentine’s Day. While couples […] Read more
As the violent revolutions rage on in Egypt, Yemen and Tunisia, interested parties have been debating solutions to soothe the unrest. While international organizations find themselves short-handed in devising such plans, there seems to be a sliver of hope in the form of a stocky, white man, residing comfortably in his mother’s Lincoln basement. “The […] Read more
