November 2014

7 Classes to Take Next Semester

Easy Classes to Pass this Spring Semester Greek Mythology—Looking at Greek life of sororities and fraternities on campus and the myths about those awesome ragers you never seem to be invited to. CALC—Stands for “Cars in America Looking Cool.” Discussions about how awesome that new hot rod that just came out looks, then taking it […] Read more

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to Feature Anatomically Correct Balloons

Officials at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade have confirmed rumors that this year’s edition of the famous parade will feature anatomically correct balloons. “We think that America as a nation has moved to a place where it is comfortable with Snoopy’s ‘boy-parts’ and even prefers an accurate version,” said parade director John Thomas. “Rest assured, […] Read more