By 8-year-old son Shut up, dad! The Beach Boys are bad, and so is your godawful singing voice! Your taste is not good and you’re making this road trip suck bad! Gee, I hate you! We’re going to Idaho from Alabama in a flippin’ car! There’s no “Safari” anywhere between the two states and we […] Read more
With the Chicago Cubs franchise going to its first World Series since 1945, excitement is in the air for Cubs fans as they hope their team breaks the 100+ year curse. People young and old are dancing for joy at the possibility of a World Series in Chicago, but one person may be too excited […] Read more
Today the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Athletic Department unveiled an exciting new development for Husker fans on a budget– opening a secondary student section top of Oldfather Hall. Oldfather Hall is the home of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Department of History and now cheap seats for fans of college football. Kendra Phillips, a […] Read more
For decades, the Nebraska Cornhuskers’ hot dog launcher has thrilled fans by sending processed meat spiraling through the air and into their mouths. But, the football team’s more health-conscious fans have been left out of the action — until now. Prior to the Huskers’ home game against Purdue, Nebraska athletic director Shawn Eichorst and University […] Read more
Wednesday’s presidential debate at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, the third and final of the 2016 election, will function a bit differently than the previous two. While nominees Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton will be moderated by Fox News’ Chris Wallace in much the same manner as the last two debates, the audience will […] Read more
Good news for students: the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will be offering a new program, “NU in 2,” aimed at giving students the community college experience of graduating in two years while taking all of the classes they would in a normal four-year program. “We know that we want to get students out of here as […] Read more
Looking for a heartwarming story and a fun new game to play with the kids? Well, look no further! When unlucky 8-year-old Jeremy Clemens was told to clean his room, most thought he was in for the most boring, unfun time of his life, especially when he had to pick up his stinky laundry and […] Read more
With pressure mounting, Sen. Deb Fischer finally, formally announced that she has no clue what she’s doing. “I’m excited to eliminate any uncertainty and put this behind us so we can get back to work,” she said. “It’s true: I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. It turns out I’m a few riders shy […] Read more
Rest easy, millennials: following years of heated debate and uncertainty, a solution for rising higher education costs has finally been found. President Obama announced a new initiative on Friday to help college students deal with skyrocketing tuition rates. The plan? To sell cheap, tasteless candy bars to neighbors and coworkers who don’t want them, out […] Read more
After relentlessly searching Yahoo Answers and Quizlet for solutions to her online biology homework and coming up empty handed, Liz Stevenson, a sophomore biology major, decided to drop LIFE 120. Rather than going into her professor’s office hours to get help, Stevenson found it easier to drop the class and spare herself the condescending comments. […] Read more
