Three weeks into the college football season, the Huskers have been underwhelming to say the least. After giving up a combined 102 points to three teams – two of which are non-power five conference – tension is rising around Husker headquarters. The defense has been the more mercurial of the bunch, including first-year defensive coordinator […] Read more
Sports fans everywhere know that it’s not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game. The Huskers may be 1-2 so far this season, but that doesn’t mean Nebraska’s favorite football team isn’t excelling. “Our main goal here this season is friendship,” said Husker head coach Mike Riley. “Ultimately we want the […] Read more
Celebrating her one year anniversary of membership in Gamma Phi Beta, sophomore biology major Olivia Shaw spoke on Monday about how, for the first time, she has been able to experience a true community of sisterhood, disregarding her years of close friendship with her actual sister, Becca. “Before I joined Gamma Phi, I didn’t really […] Read more
By Entomologist Dr. James Nickels Summer is by far my least favorite season for one reason and one reason alone: June. June marks the return of God’s most worthless and pointless creation, the June Bug. June Bugs are the most brain dead, stupid insect in the entire insect kingdom, and I can say this with […] Read more
Shit hit the fan when DJ newcomer, Joel “Icebox” Moore, was performing at the Vega last Saturday. The evening was hip and hoppining when Moore decided to try cracking the dial up to 11 by playing his new retro dance groove, “Sandstorm Darude.” The beats were booming as the lights send the crowd into a […] Read more
Husker football fans were enraged during Saturday’s Nebraska game against Northwestern, when yet another yellow object landed on the turf at Memorial Stadium. In the third quarter, a stray Super Saver bag caught in the wind made its way onto the football field at Memorial Stadium. Refs spotted the yellow bag and whistled the play dead. After […] Read more
When University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman Hannah Peterson filed a “Fix-It Ticket” to report the broken cable TV in her Abel Residence Hall dorm room, she expected a visit from a member of the hall’s maintenance staff. She never could have imagined that that staff member would be professional stand-up comedian Larry the Cable Guy. Within […] Read more
The fat and lazy orange cat who has captured the hearts of millions since 1978 is about to undergo a major change starting in September. “Garfield” creator Jim Davis announced in a press conference that the titular feline will now love Mondays. “If you really think about it, Mondays aren’t that bad,” said Davis. “It’s […] Read more
