Runza Rex makes his film debut in “The Rexorcist,” a true, stomach-quenching account of Regan MacNeil becoming exactly what she ate. After incessantly glugging down Runza meals, Burg-bad, meat demon of the fourth realm and obvious metaphor for pro veganism, takes control of the hapless schoolgirl. Throughout most of the film, MacNeil’s Burg-bad persona plays […] Read more
“The Silence of the Fans” starts out during a Saturday night under the lights at Memorial Stadium, with the Nebraska Cornhuskers facing the terrifying Wisconsin Badgers. To everyone’s surprise, the 1997 national championship team comes out for the tunnel walk to enormous applause. When I thought we were going to have a good team, the […] Read more
Haunted houses are all the rage during Halloween as they use scares and frights to earn big bucks over the holiday season. While everyone already knows about mainstays like Roca Scary Farms and Scary Acres, one popular building is trying to get into the festive action. With budget concerns haunting the state of Nebraska indefinitely, politicians […] Read more
The phrase “stick to sports” has become a popular saying over the last two years, used by individuals who are annoyed by athletes or sports journalists who speak out on political issues. With so many outspoken sports personalities like Jemele Hill and LeBron James in a highly volatile political climate, “stick to sports” has become […] Read more
People across the United States have been divided by the wave of protests that have emerged recently, but there is little divide over one University of Nebraska-Lincoln student’s stand against bikers on sidewalks. Anna Bonbon, a super-senior biochemistry major, pioneered this newest protest when she noticed too many people get cut off by the annoying […] Read more
While paying a visit to the victims of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico, Pope Francis spoke on helping those in need and the unbelievable results he has seen from participating in the P90X workout program. “The Bible commands that we provide assistance to the world’s less fortunate,” said Pope Francis to a crowd of thousands. “Something […] Read more
In an already depressing football season for the Nebraska Cornhuskers, things have just gotten a whole lot worse. After suffering back-to-back blowout losses at home, Nebraska conjured up another embarrassing performance last night as the 24-point favorite Huskers lost to the bye week by a score of 35-17, sliding to a 3-5 record. Head coach […] Read more
The Trump administration recently rolled back Obama-era federal regulations that required employers to cover birth control in their health insurance plans, sources reported. The move, which President Trump called a win for religious freedom, met significant resistance from the highly influential Russian nesting doll lobby. Working for a Better Future from the Inside and Inside […] Read more
Beginning her usual morning press conference for an unusual White House administration, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders began her speech rather unusually. In what only could be seen as a cry for help, Sanders spent the first ten minutes of her press conference by pleading with her two dads, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders and former […] Read more
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln is taking heat over a recent debate concerning the Student Union and noise levels. Some students have voiced concern over the grand pianos located throughout the Union, which can be distracting when played poorly. “I go to the Union to study,” said freshman marketing student Dan Daniels. “I don’t go to the […] Read more
