Rutgers football tight end Jerome Washington put himself in the discussion for football catch of the year during his team’s match-up against the Nebraska Cornhuskers on Sept. 23. Though Rutgers lost the game 27-17, Washington won the respect of college football fans as he made a circus catch that went through his legs and was […] Read more
Calling it abominable to politicize your car’s suffering, your local mechanic told you it was inappropriate to discuss repairs so soon after your car crash. “It hasn’t even been 24 hours since the crash, and you want to talk repairs?” questioned your mechanic. “What your car needs right now are our thoughts and prayers. Maybe […] Read more
Halloween has always been a big deal for me, and that’s why for the first year living on my own, I wanted to go all out with decorations. Currently, I have 37 hand-carved pumpkins decorating my lawn, and about 100 paper skeletons hanging up around the house. Now, while getting geared up for the Halloween […] Read more
Saying it is unlikely that he will return to the field this season, junior wide receiver Bryan Enzelton told reporters that he was devastated by the NCAA’s ruling to suspend him for his use of a performance-enhancing Power Balance™ bracelet during the Husker football game versus Ohio State. “While I was fully aware of the […] Read more
Citing that he really dodged a bullet on this one, avid vaper Kevin Larsen told reporters that his diagnosis of e-cancer was a welcome relief to a highly stressful week. “I’ve spent the last few days coming in for tests,” Larsen said. “And I was expecting the worst. I know too many people who’ve faced the devastating […] Read more
With tuition increases happening for the first time in five years, the loss of more than 100 jobs, and a budget that cannot take on much more money, the University of Nebraska system is in dire straits. NU President Hank Bounds has warned departments against excessive spending on any trivial projects, but interpretations of “trivial” seem […] Read more
This past summer has been incredibly difficult for me as a player and as a man. It began with the rush of emotions that came with finally being able to call myself an NBA champion. Knowing that I had reached the pinnacle of my chosen craft brought a feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment that I had […] Read more
Legendary Nebraska center, Dave Rimington, was recently selected for the interim athletic director position and immediately began taking a hands-on approach to turn around the football program. This past week during the Nebraska vs. Ohio State game, Husker nation was astonished to see a sight that has not been witnessed since the early eighties — Dave Rimington […] Read more
In an effort to drum up even more enthusiasm for future Disney projects, Disney CEO Bob Iger hinted at a possible mash-up that should get all fans excited. While already holding the distributing rights to Marvel and Lucasfilm properties, Iger hinted that in the next 10-20 years – when every possible comic book and live-action […] Read more
Jimmy John’s staple of “freaky fast delivery” is about to get “freaky free.” Jimmy John’s founder Jimmy John Liautaud announced in a statement last Tuesday that the sandwich-making company will start implementing a system providing customers with the option for free two-day delivery for all online and telephone orders. The announcement comes in an evolving […] Read more
