Do you hate your piece of garbage roommate as much as you hate confrontation? If so, here are 7 tips and tricks to help you fool your roommate into moving out without being unnecessarily civil and honest. 1. Constantly wallow about how sad you are that they are moving out next week: With enough persistence, […] Read more
A group of kid scientists from Toddleham University has just made a shocking discovery that will change the way we perceive the world forever. Research team leader Blake Dwight has confirmed in his latest macaroni art thesis that cars attached to shopping carts in grocery stores and department stores have no steering capability whatsoever. Dwight, a […] Read more
In an attempt to create more hype for the rock climbing walls at the Outdoor Adventure Center, prospective students touring the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will now be forced to climb a wall as a unified team. “I think this a super cool initiative,” said junior ethics major and wall climber, Tommy Moran. “I don’t remember […] Read more
Starting the spring semester of 2018, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has imposed a ban on cigarette, vape and tobacco use across its grounds. After considering the difficulty of leaving campus to smoke, experts at The DailyER have compiled 7 ways to sneak a smoke while on campus. 1. Have a friend cover the cigarette with […] Read more
In what may go down as one of the most egregious communication errors in UNL’s history, Chancellor Ronnie Green accidentally told university officials to write “tobacco-free” instead of “free tobacco” on signs all across campus. The mistake has gone even further as the artists making signs and posters took the “tobacco-free” message to heart, with […] Read more
For the third consecutive year in a row, the online crowdsourcing content website “The Odyssey” has been named the funniest paper on campus by the students of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. The site received an overwhelming 91% of the votes, followed by the Daily Nebraskan at 6%, Ronnie Green’s email at 2% and the syllabus […] Read more
The family of Joe Camel, of Camel Cigarettes fame, confirmed in a statement on Wednesday evening that Joe passed away after a long battle with skin cancer. “We are devastated by the loss of Joe, who was a beloved father, husband, son and friend. He will be sorely missed. We ask the media for privacy […] Read more
“Don’t you know smoking’s bad for you? Don’t you know what smoking’s doing to your lungs? You’re gonna get cancer and die, you idiot?” You could say I’ve heard it all. When I’m not getting patronized by pseudo-surgeon generals on the effects of smoking, people will try to tell me why I smoke. “To be […] Read more
HyVee: Every flu shot gets you 20 cents off per gallon of gas on your Fuel Saver card. The Van Brunt Visitors Center: What better way to introduce forthcoming students to “Nebraska Nice” than by protecting them from influenza? The Coffee House: Why get some generic, standard flu-shot from some corporate store like Walgreens or […] Read more
Graduate research assistants at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have recently made a shocking discovery that will change the way students across the nation view their favorite week of the semester: syllabus week. In a report released Tuesday, researchers confirmed that our beloved “syllabus week” is actually just “syllabus 30 seconds.” Research began last fall as graduate research assistants sat in on […] Read more
