March 2018

Philosophy professor tells students he now identifies as gender “beyond human comprehension”

Things got a little weird on Monday morning during a philosophy lecture last week at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln when professor Wilbert Willingsworth started off the class with a shocking announcement about his personal life. Willingsworth told the lecture of about 75 students that he now identifies as a gender that is “beyond human comprehension.” “This […] Read more

Truth revealed: Cather and Pound extended miles below Earth’s surface

Listen up, conspiracy theorists! As students and staff began adjusting to life without Cather and Pound Halls dominating the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus skyline, new information about the demolished buildings came to light this past week. According to a highly classified memo written by Chancellor Ronnie Green, Cather and Pound Halls actually extended miles below the surface of […] Read more