Just like the recent blockbuster anti-hero movie “Venom,” the online wallet app known as Venmo also makes me question all of my life choices and financial decisions. The whole business of me putting a trash can emoji in the “what’s it for” section of the payment info just screams to the rest of the world […] Read more
Dear Professor So-And-So, I am a student in your English class on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I sit in the back row and try my best not to fall asleep. You have told us repeatedly that our 10-page final paper is due during finals week. Finals week starts Dec. 10. I wanted to remind you […] Read more
What’s that, did we hear you say “Thanksgiving playlists don’t exist?” Okay, well you were at least thinking it, right? Here at The DailyER, we hope you feel fully ashamed of your hubris as you gaze upon this 47-track Thanksgiving playlist that you previously thought impossible. Go ahead, click play and stew in the embarrassment of being […] Read more
I’ll let you in on a little secret of mine: I absolutely LOVE romaine lettuce. I’ll eat romaine lettuce with, quite literally, ANYTHING. Hamburgers? Throw on a handful of that good stuff! Chicken tenders? I’ll pass on the fries, give me a heaping helping of romaine lettuce instead! Pizza? Hey, at least it isn’t pineapple! […] Read more
As I sit here on the bus just trying to get to my next class, one thought ruminates through my mind. I should be so excited. Today is Tuesday of Thanksgiving Break week. I get to go home today to see my family. But I’m not excited. I’m not happy at all. I’m actually completely […] Read more
Residents and commuters of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus will soon be noticing a change in parking enforcement practices. Effective immediately, Parking and Transit Services will begin replacing its traditional parking citations with tickets to Iowa football games; attendance required. “We expect this will be a considerable incentive to abide by the parking regulations on […] Read more
The one thing that draws everyone together in November is No-Shave November. Sure, there’s Thanksgiving but that’s when you have to walk on eggshells regarding the last election, trying to ignore your racist cousin’s comments and your guts hurting after eating just too many mashed potatoes. To freshman Jonah Smith, his face can bring together […] Read more
According to an astounding report from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln bookstore, the average textbook owned by UNL students has a more durable spine than Nebraska Senator Deb Fischer. “I was amazed by the findings of my investigation,” explained Harold Mitchell, lead researcher and author of the study. “Regardless of whether the textbook is hardcover, paperback […] Read more
The race for Nebraska’s Senate has never been longer. Candidates have been working for months, some even years, in preparation for the onslaught 2018 has in store for them. This year Nebraska’s Senate race is going to span over the 430 miles from east to west. “We want the fittest candidate in charge of these […] Read more
It was a brisk afternoon full of snow and confusion. It was October 14, and there were inches of snow on the ground, much to the aggravation of students on Fall Break who just wanted to enjoy the pumpkin patch. That was when students at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln decided it was time to take […] Read more
