November 2019

Two students caught having sex inside Lil’ Red during volleyball game

At the Husker volleyball game last Saturday night, two students were discovered engaging in sexual intercourse inside the Lil’ Red inflatable costume by a UNL athletic department official. The crime was committed during the match against Wichita State at the Devaney Center, specifically during the halftime show. However, game attendees and players had grown suspicious […] Read more

Chinese Army destroys the horde from World of Warcraft

同志吗好, 人民! 同志们幸苦了? DailyER同志, 为人民服务! Who can deny that the Chinese Party and comrade Xi Jinping are Americans’ favorite? They are my best smoking buddies since Britain sold opium to China. Even Hollywood and NBA are building a solid friendship with China, except for Blizzard Activision: this patriotic American company always values human rights and justice over money and never […] Read more