All posts by: Chris Goering

Governor Ricketts eliminates all state taxes, will fund government entirely through lemonade stand he set up outside capitol building

After an already insane fiscal year for the state of Nebraska, the 2018 state budget just got a whole lot messier. Already knee-deep in budget cuts for the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Governor Pete Ricketts has announced a new state tax plan that would eliminate the need for all future state taxes. Puzzled legislators questioned Ricketts’ move […] Read more

Philosophy professor tells students he now identifies as gender “beyond human comprehension”

Things got a little weird on Monday morning during a philosophy lecture last week at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln when professor Wilbert Willingsworth started off the class with a shocking announcement about his personal life. Willingsworth told the lecture of about 75 students that he now identifies as a gender that is “beyond human comprehension.” “This […] Read more

Truth revealed: Cather and Pound extended miles below Earth’s surface

Listen up, conspiracy theorists! As students and staff began adjusting to life without Cather and Pound Halls dominating the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus skyline, new information about the demolished buildings came to light this past week. According to a highly classified memo written by Chancellor Ronnie Green, Cather and Pound Halls actually extended miles below the surface of […] Read more