Good news for students: the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will be offering a new program, “NU in 2,” aimed at giving students the community college experience of graduating in two years while taking all of the classes they would in a normal four-year program. “We know that we want to get students out of here as […] Read more
Even though classes at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have been going on for weeks, that one guy is still coming way too early for some reason. Freshman Brock Schluter was spotted arriving at his 9:30 a.m. lecture at 8:55 a.m., a full 20 minutes before any other students entered the classroom. Even though it’s his […] Read more
In a stunning turn of events, a local man announced he is exercising his right to criticize another man’s right to criticize a man’s right to criticize a woman criticizing a man. In a 120-character essay posted on his Facebook, Marc Copeland explained how he was displaying his constitutional rights to criticize a man who […] Read more
After telling his friend he had seen it multiple times, sources say that Dustin Edwards held a conversation for an excruciating 30 seconds about a movie he hadn’t actually seen. After conversing with Jessica Woodard for roughly 10 minutes at a party last Saturday, Edwards decided to take a leap of faith and say he […] Read more
One nervous freshman’s chances of a good class reputation were dashed last Monday morning, as he failed to make an impression during roll call due to an unfortunate voice crack. Sources say that Thomas Tran was fully prepared for his English class, wearing his brand new band t-shirt and pants. His new Converse shoes also gave […] Read more
In the weeks since its installation, the new Valentino’s in the Nebraska Union has reportedly been the location of multiple ghost sightings and hauntings from Auntie Anne herself. The occurrences began shortly after the popular pretzel vendor was vacated to make room for the new Valentino’s restaurant. Witnesses claim they heard soft murmuring coming from […] Read more
Area man Henry Bowman was reportedly “really, really upset” after his supposed best friend Tyler Wood spoiled a character’s death in the popular television series “Game of Thrones”, a show which Bowman will not start watching for another three years. “I mean, I’ll get to it eventually,” Bowman said. “I’ve just been really busy and […] Read more
Lincoln’s first official meme time capsule has been dug up after two months in the ground. Mayor Chris Beutler led the ceremony last Tuesday in front of an excited crowd of millennials. “It’s important to learn our history,” Beutler said. “We can see just how people lived long ago and what kind of culture […] Read more
With the departure of Harvey Perlman later this year, one of four candidates will take his position as chancellor of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, as well as being the butt of nearly every joke by The DailyER. DailyER Editor-in-Chief Lolin Coberg expressed his excitement for the decision to be made. “Obviously, we love giving Perlman […] Read more
A University of Nebraska-Lincoln professor has been criticized for his remarks on a recent seminar that dealt with human trafficking. After Patricia Goldman’s captivating speech on the severity of human slavery, UNL professor Barry Watkins led the audience in a round of applause. But it didn’t last for long. Watkins praised Goldman’s talk and remarked […] Read more
