Citing that he feels as if he is in another world when this song comes on at a party, local part-time janitor Kevin Michaels slid to the left and confessed that he really does love the Cha-Cha Slide. “I’ve never been much of a dancer,” said Michaels. “But that’s the beauty of the Cha-Cha Slide. […] Read more
Calling the last seven months a royal waste of time, special counsel Robert Mueller announced he was giving up on the Russia investigation after discovering all tampering was done from an incognito browser. “Undoubtedly, there was extensive malicious, foreign influence in the 2016 presidential election,” Mueller said in a press conference early on Tuesday morning. […] Read more
The family of Joe Camel, of Camel Cigarettes fame, confirmed in a statement on Wednesday evening that Joe passed away after a long battle with skin cancer. “We are devastated by the loss of Joe, who was a beloved father, husband, son and friend. He will be sorely missed. We ask the media for privacy […] Read more
Joan Rivers, beloved American comedienne known for her caustic wit and pointed humor, died on September 4th, 2014, at the age of 81. Her passing sent shockwaves through the Hollywood community, and the lack of Rivers’ presence has been felt for the past three years. Rivers, during her lifetime, kept fans guessing about her political […] Read more
Taking time between hearty laughs and well-timed jokes, eleven-year-old Jonah Stafford spoke with reporters about the overwhelming success of his first appearance with the adults at his family reunion. “Going into today, I figured I was too mature to hang out with my kid cousins,” said Stafford, shortly after another failed attempt to cut into his […] Read more
Nebraska By Heart was a public art project sponsored by Lead Up and the Sadie Dog Fund as a way to celebrate the Nebraska Sesquicentennial. The hearts, which each featured unique designs and were placed around the city of Lincoln, were meant to display the spirit of the state of Nebraska. Following the state’s sesquicentennial […] Read more
In a recent meeting among the United States’ top national security officials, President Trump reportedly suggested a new strategy to combat rising tensions with North Korea. After hearing various ideas from military leaders, Trump offered what he believed would be most effective against the aggressive regime of North Korea. “I hear what you’re saying about […] Read more
Calling the entire thing a total misunderstanding, Chancellor Ronnie Green told reporters on Tuesday that he has changed his mind about the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Cather-Pound-CPN Dining demolition project. “When we announced the demolition project two years ago, we had no idea that it would be such a lengthy process,” said Green in a press conference. […] Read more
Saying that there was no reason you shouldn’t let him, area man Jon Wales begged you to let him try on your glasses, sources reported Tuesday. “Come on, it’ll be so fast,” said Wales. “Why wouldn’t you?” According to sources, Wales then reached for your glasses, forcing you to hand them over to him. “Wow, […] Read more
As anybody who follows a pop culture franchise would know, officials are constantly forced to deal with the release of alternate storylines, from fan-fiction novels to rogue comic books. Fans of stories set in places like the Marvel or Star Wars universes know how important it is to verify if a story comes from an […] Read more
