By Greg Bright Since the premieres of “The Sopranos” and “The Wire,” television has been the superior art form for expressing and creating modern day pop culture. Even big pop culture films quickly turn into series (Marvel, sequels, etc.). You’d think as a film buff this would worry me, but from what I’ve seen in the […] Read more
It was always Robin. God damn it. In less than an hour, the writers of “How I Met Your Mother” proved what every fan had been saying all along; that everything that happened after season 4 was filler, uninspired crap. The finale we got last Monday night would have been a perfect ending to “How […] Read more
“The Job” The sound was no louder than the crack of an egg. He kept the gun up just in case someone else was in the room. Of course no one was though; he’d been perfecting this for 20 years: wait until they’re alone, kill them, leave. After a couple moments he lowered his […] Read more
WASHINGTON DC—Following a string of recent defeats, the Family Research Council has reportedly changed its stance on gay marriage, claiming the Bible only disagrees with interracial gay marriage. “When we first read the passage ‘man should not sleep with a man as he sleeps with a women’ we obviously thought it was against all gay […] Read more
LOS ANGELES–Saying it would fulfill a lifelong dream, the NBA superstar Kobe Bryant packed his bags and headed toward New York City in the hopes of auditioning for Tristan in the Met Opera’s upcoming production of Wagner’s Tristan und Isolde. “It’s been my dream ever since I was ten, turned on the radio and heard […] Read more
HOUSTON–Following another failed startup, the first day of Justin Kolb’s South Beach Diet routine, has reportedly entered it’s 37th day. “Well yesterday I accidentally drove to the Taco Bell drive thru and ate two steak quesadillas but today’s another day, day one exactly, and I’m ready for this challenge,” Kolb said as he eyed a […] Read more
Students and acquaintances Jennifer Laus and Donald Gibbs are engaged in a palpable level of sexual tension, according to Gibbs. Gibbs and Laus met in Biology 101 during their freshmen year and have since gone from a “simple friendship” to “fostering a sexual tension as real as any sitcom ‘will they, won’t they’ couple,” claims […] Read more
Following Bo Pelini’s frequent use of “I don’t know” when answering postgame questions, the DailyER Nebraskan Investigative Team decided it was time to figure out exactly what Bo Pelini does not comprehend. The team found that what Bo Pelini doesn’t know could fill just about 37, 347,456 books, ranging from topics as diverse as microbiology, […] Read more
As the election gets nearer and nearer, the presidential candidates have begun moving their respective campaign messages toward topics other than the economy, including foreign policy. It’s an area Mitt Romney believes he has the best solution for fixing. “It is my belief that all of the United States’ foreign policy decisions should be made […] Read more
In a completely indefensible and abhorrent act, we at The DailyER decided that instead of giving you any attempt at satire, we’d instead give you exactly what you want: lesbian sex. It is very difficult, as you might imagine, for us to actually give you “lesbian sex” to you per se, but we are here […] Read more
