Stop comparing me to everything. Yes, I am a chicken, yes I know how to type, no I am not stupid. Since I am able to communicate via DailyER correspondent Nyadet Dojiok, it’s imperative that I effectively write this as the entire world of chickens depends on it. If there is anything worse than being force-fed vitamins […] Read more
In an article posted last month by Nebraska State Senator Steve Erdman, Erdman voiced his thoughts over the Universitiy of Nebraska-Lincoln’s decision to hire a vice chancellor of diversity, claiming that it would only make white Christian conservative males unsafe. Students have responded to the senator’s speech in surprising ways. A few students reveled in the article’s awareness of the […] Read more
Say goodbye to good old Lincoln as the spread of urbanism infects Nebraska’s most unexpected areas. In a recent study directed by University of Nebraska-Lincoln geography students, it was found that the city of Omaha is growing exponentially. In the next 5 years, Omaha is expected to expand by 35 percent as business booms across the city. […] Read more
After this past election, Nazis aren’t the only things thrusting us back to the dreaded early 1900s. UNL’s automatic sinks are also joining the club. It has come to the attention of the thirty black students attending UNL, that the new automatic sinks are actually, in fact, racist. African American student and junior agricultural economics major Jeffrey Doust exclaimed […] Read more
Hoards of students gathered around the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Mueller Tower after news that the tower will no longer play classical music. Effective immediately, the tower will now only play straight “bangerz.” The change came about after complaints emerged of students falling asleep during their short walks to class. Christy Timpson, a junior computer science major, […] Read more
In this ginormous ocean of a world where everyone is trying to stay afloat, local brave soul Susan Booll is going against the current. In the midst of finals, UNL freshman Susan Booll is deciding to choose her own path. “I’m tired of having to follow these stupid rules imposed onto me by none other […] Read more
Reddit: a home for copious amounts of sad boys to rally in celebration over the news. But America’s sad boys can finally rejoice. In a breaking press release, Reddit CEO Chaz Chumlee announced that Reddit will be renamed Sad Boys Club. The team announced the name change late Sunday evening to honor the many people who were […] Read more
