Late Tuesday evening, a miscarriage of justice occurred. Upworthy, a website that skillfully aggregates articles from around the Web that viewers love, made a mistake. The website typically posts articles that spotlight the world’s beauty. With headlines like “This 7 year old has found a way to end hate” and “Think eggs aren’t people? Think […] Read more
Following Senior United States District Judge Joseph Bataillon’s ruling on Nebraska’s ban on gay marriage, Governor Pete Ricketts’ love life became quite a bit more complicated. Ricketts’ boyfriend, Steve Kandor, isn’t excited about his lover’s negative reaction to the ruling, but is thrilled this will give them a chance to marry. “This is just like […] Read more
Despite years of poor decision making and a relative void of wit, Kevin Teaver is alive. The former high school classmate is now working for a trucking company in Billings, Montana, according to Teavers’ Facebook profile. “Oh, no shit?” said Percy Huffman, a classmate of Teavers. “Definitely would’ve guessed he was dead. I remember him […] Read more
Sarah Kellins is a reborn Christian. This fact quickly became clear after a look at her Facebook page. Post after post, Kellins acknowledges her relationship with God and her love for her religious lifestyle. “Blessed to have a father who couldn’t leave me even if He wanted to,” reads her latest status, which received 13 […] Read more
Citing increased texts and phone calls, sources have told the Dailyer that your mom is probably starting to get a bit worried. “She’s asking about almost everything happening in your life right now,” said Aret Junip, a researcher in the University of Nebraska-Lincoln psychology department. “Like, does she really care about what you’re drinking with […] Read more
Greg Partines can recall every “Big Bang Theory” episode by memory. “I think my favorite is episode six, in season six,” Partines said. “It has everything. Video games, Stephen Hawking and love. It is the perfect episode of the perfect show.” Partines is a self-described “megafan” of the show. He has “Big Bang”-themed bedsheets, dishware, […] Read more
Call it a sloppy, jolly Christmas. Sources are reporting that Santa Claus was spotted red-cheeked after hiding a recently stuffed stocking the bottom of the laundry hamper at his home at the Northern Pole. “He really spread some holiday spirit,” an anonymous source told the Dailyer. “But we’re still a few weeks out from Christmas, […] Read more
Confusion is spreading at Miller, Miller & Jenks financial holdings firm. Employees have reported receiving an email from Dave Parsons, an IT engineer, with an invitation to the Google Wave beta. The subject line of the emails all read “Merry Christmas! – With love, Dave.” Staff members have expressed bewilderment at the gift for a […] Read more
Remember Michael Jordan? Now, remember that guy that was taller than him? His name was Shaq and even now, he is the coolest dude. Look at how tall he is! Like, basically tree height. Remember “The Giving Tree”? He was taller than that tree, and he gives even more. Dude is maybe 40 and he […] Read more
Jeremie Austin has a look in his eye. He looks like he’s ready to learn. Like his brain is about to suck in everything it can and help mold his mind into a sharp tool. In reality, Austin is trying to prevent a fart from escaping. Austin’s classmates took notice of his attention, saying he […] Read more
