Busy senior forgets to schedule time to make to do list

Between writing her thesis, studying microeconomics, reading her horoscope, teaching her little how to play piano and learning all there is to know about basketball before her boyfriend finds out she has no idea what’s going on, Kristy Jean is realizing she needs more hours in her day.

She has finals coming, a formal to plan and the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to analyze.

Her friend needs help deciding whether to go out with the dick that sits next to her in Philosophy 486. Her mom wants to know what time she’ll be home for Thanksgiving. Her boyfriend still wants to go to the football game even though it’s — shocker — at 11 a.m. again.

All of these things need to be done, and Jean said she understands that she needs a schedule.

“It’ll all get done,” she said. “I just have to keep grinding to get that glory. I just need to stay organized.”

But, one thing is missing.

“The worst thing that could have happened, happened,” Jean said. “I forgot to make a to-do list.”

Her friends watched the chaos ensue as Jean realized she couldn’t check off that she took a shower and did her hair.

“It was terrible,”  said Jean’s friend Kayla Paulsen. “She started crying and frantically looking for a pen and sticky note.”

Jean said she just couldn’t understand how she had made such a horrendous mistake.

Her friends told her they would support her no matter what.

“It’s okay, though,” she said. “I wrote it while I went to the bathroom. I call it multitasking.”