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Abel Hall C-Store adds gas pumps

In an effort to increase profitability and drive up revenue, Director of University Housing Sue Gildersleeve has announced plans to put four self-service gas pumps in the hallway outside of the Abel Hall C-Store. “This revolutionary idea will finally make student housing profitable,” Gildersleeve said. “We will finally have a way to make some money […] Read more

Fired Philosophy Professor: “My job theoretically still exists”

While stubbornly seated in his now-empty office, recently terminated professor of philosophy Gerald Brewster repeatedly remarked that this was all, “foolish and nonsensical,” and that his job, “theoretically still exists.” “Logically, it’s not possible for me to be fired,” Brewster said of the letter officially terminating his employment. “Clearly nothing exists outside of the human […] Read more

Enacting vertical budget cuts, UNL to demolish western half of Oldfather Hall

Uncertainty surrounding the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s impending budget cuts was somewhat put to rest early yesterday morning when the office of the chancellor announced one step in its plan to meet the state’s budget problems. In June, UNL plans to destroy the western half of Oldfather Hall, one of the most notable vertical landmarks on […] Read more

Top 5 Canvas cheat codes

With more classes at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln switching from Blackboard to the new Canvas website, you’re probably wondering how to get the most out of your Canvas experience. Here at The DailyER, we’ve compiled a list of the best Canvas cheat codes to help you get ahead of the competition. Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A: This code will […] Read more