Hey man, you’re seeing this, right? You’re never going to believe this. Holy hell, this dude straight up brought his dog to campus. I’m not even sure if this is allowed. I don’t know the rules, but I never see a dog here. This is just way out of the ordinary for me. What could […] Read more
Citing “those terrible creatures that haunt me in my sleep,” University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Ronnie Green has refused to leave his office for the last week and a half. Sandra Armstrong, a longtime office assistant to the chancellor, said that this problem was “unexpected, to say the least.” “Harvey never made us put up with […] Read more
Sophomore English major Jeremey Reed was on his way to his British Literature Before 1800 class yesterday to take his midterm exam. The exam was to be three passage identification questions followed by a long form essay– a fairly easy test depending on whether students had actually read any of the material. “Yeah, I didn’t […] Read more
Today the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Athletic Department unveiled an exciting new development for Husker fans on a budget– opening a secondary student section top of Oldfather Hall. Oldfather Hall is the home of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Department of History and now cheap seats for fans of college football. Kendra Phillips, a […] Read more
After relentlessly searching Yahoo Answers and Quizlet for solutions to her online biology homework and coming up empty handed, Liz Stevenson, a sophomore biology major, decided to drop LIFE 120. Rather than going into her professor’s office hours to get help, Stevenson found it easier to drop the class and spare herself the condescending comments. […] Read more
Last Monday, senior general studies major Kenna Vernon closed the last textbook she would ever need to read. “That’s it,” Vernon said. “That’s everything.” Over the course of her three and a half years at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Vernon developed an encyclopedic knowledge of every subject in existence. Rather than tying herself down to […] Read more
This will just make your heart melt and your eyes well up with tears. Somehow, through pure coincidence, sophomore biology major Carla Wilkinson managed to sign up for the same classes at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln as her own grandmother, Holly Wilkinson, 87, who wants to finally finish college. Not only that, but on every […] Read more
UNL is known for bringing in some of the brightest students from Nebraska and around the world to its campus to study anything from Textiles, Merchandising & Fashion Design to Agronomy. But did you know that these less common majors are also offered? 1. Butter Churning You butter believe it! 2. Outdoor Whispering I bet […] Read more
Even though classes at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have been going on for weeks, that one guy is still coming way too early for some reason. Freshman Brock Schluter was spotted arriving at his 9:30 a.m. lecture at 8:55 a.m., a full 20 minutes before any other students entered the classroom. Even though it’s his […] Read more
“Ahhhh, another day of teaching, huh?” said advertising and public-relations graduate student Norman Miller as he took a deep breath and smelled the faint aroma of Pepsi. Then, for dramatic effect, he rolled his shoulder before grabbing the handle of the Pepsi-logoed door and swung it open. “Well, gotta go teach those kids one of […] Read more
