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Hooters coming to the Union

If there’s one thing college students love, it’s a huge pair of honkers, and UNL has finally taken notice. In an attempt to capitalize on the craze, the Union Board has voted to bring a brand new sensual eating experience to the Nebraska Union… Hooters! Hooters is a world-renowned restaurant, famous for their wings, beer […] Read more

Nebraska senators jealous of English professors’ ability to read

Criticisms continued to haunt the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s English department, as three rural senators wrote an opinion piece in the Hastings Tribune Monday, reprimanding the department’s “leftist” political intentions. In their shared piece, the senators expressed concern about the safety of conservative students and wondered “does anyone teach English anymore at UNL?” However, the real reason […] Read more

Mechanic finds it inappropriate to discuss repairs so soon after car crash, offers prayers

Calling it abominable to politicize your car’s suffering, your local mechanic told you it was inappropriate to discuss repairs so soon after your car crash. “It hasn’t even been 24 hours since the crash, and you want to talk repairs?” questioned your mechanic. “What your car needs right now are our thoughts and prayers. Maybe […] Read more