Kid scientists conclude car attached to shopping cart has no steering capability

A group of kid scientists from Toddleham University has just made a shocking discovery that will change the way we perceive the world forever. Research team leader Blake Dwight has confirmed in his latest macaroni art thesis that cars attached to shopping carts in grocery stores and department stores have no steering capability whatsoever. Dwight, a […] Read more

Research concludes “syllabus week” now just “syllabus 30 seconds”

Graduate research assistants at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have recently made a shocking discovery that will change the way students across the nation view their favorite week of the semester: syllabus week. In a report released Tuesday, researchers confirmed that our beloved “syllabus week” is actually just “syllabus 30 seconds.” Research began last fall as graduate research assistants sat in on […] Read more