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Staff Picks! Week of October 15

[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]Hey! Here are some short and sweet descriptions of some sweet and not-so-short treats. All new and relevant items, all fresh from the Seeds staff. Enjoy![/title] [title size=”3″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]HAIM | Days Are Gone[/title] With the recent releases for Lorde’s Pure Heroine and Chvrches’ The Bones of What […] Read more

Provoked Trainer Mauls Tiger

Tragedy struck yesterday afternoon at Lincoln Children’s Zoo when aggravated tiger trainer Rick Parsley ferociously attacked Sasha, the zoo’s prized tigress and mother of two. The incident occurred during Sasha’s routine 3:30 p.m. feeding time, which has historically never been problematic for either keeper or cat. “It was a goddamn bloodbath!” said distraught onlooker Brett […] Read more

New Iranian President to Reveal Craziness on Third, Fourth Date

“Don’t be fooled,” is the overarching rhetoric of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. “President Obama and I are totes besties.” “He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing,” warns the conservative Netanyahu, clearly attempting to set himself up for the “I Fucking Told You So” award. But whom is this hummus-loving amigo prophesying? None other than the […] Read more

Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Review to Date

[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]Get information and perspective on the latest episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine here:[/title] [title size=”4″ style=”options: default, sidebar”] “M.E. Time” Episode Review, Oct 8, 2013:[/title] This week’s episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, “M.E. Time,” ends up pushing the boundaries for network television, as Jake Peralta’s love affair with a medical coroner […] Read more