In a bizarre turn of events, Lil’ Red’s remains were discovered in an ice cream storage unit at the UNL Dairy Store on Tuesday. Despite thousands fondly recollecting recent interactions with him, forensic experts determined that he has been frozen for roughly 13 years. “Wow. That’s, like, so creepy,” said junior sarcasm major Sierra Young […] Read more
Haunted by the mistakes of his past, chancellor Ronnie Darko begins sleepwalking and is awoken by the South Dakota State Jackrabbit, who tells him that in 72 days, 12 hours, 45 minutes and 6 seconds, SDSU will surpass UNL academically and athletically. At first, he pretends it’s just a dream, but after half the student […] Read more
In the nearly 10 months of his presidency, Donald Trump has done some scary things on many non-Halloween days. However, his newest controversy might be the scariest and strangest of all. At 9:34 this morning, Trump made an announcement saying that effective immediately, the national anthem of the United States will no longer be “The Star-Spangled […] Read more
As Halloween draws closer and closer, the decision of what costume to to wear becomes more critical with each passing day. However, some have already tried on their costumes and boy do they look good. Confirmed by various DailyER gossip reporters, Lil’ Red is set to debut a cowboy costume for Halloween and early reviews are positive. […] Read more
By day, Herbie is the heart and soul for Husker fans across the state, but by night, he is a passionate man trying to conceive a red-hatted offspring to call his own. But Herbie can never seem to catch a break; his health insurance keeps getting rejected at the University Health Center for neonatal healthcare, […] Read more
In a press conference after last Saturday evening’s football loss to Ohio State, Nebraska head coach Mike Riley, after being asked what he thought about his team’s performance, wondered aloud if selling his soul to the devil was worth it for only two consecutive wins. “After our 1-2 start, I was ready to do just […] Read more
Runza Rex makes his film debut in “The Rexorcist,” a true, stomach-quenching account of Regan MacNeil becoming exactly what she ate. After incessantly glugging down Runza meals, Burg-bad, meat demon of the fourth realm and obvious metaphor for pro veganism, takes control of the hapless schoolgirl. Throughout most of the film, MacNeil’s Burg-bad persona plays […] Read more
“The Silence of the Fans” starts out during a Saturday night under the lights at Memorial Stadium, with the Nebraska Cornhuskers facing the terrifying Wisconsin Badgers. To everyone’s surprise, the 1997 national championship team comes out for the tunnel walk to enormous applause. When I thought we were going to have a good team, the […] Read more
Haunted houses are all the rage during Halloween as they use scares and frights to earn big bucks over the holiday season. While everyone already knows about mainstays like Roca Scary Farms and Scary Acres, one popular building is trying to get into the festive action. With budget concerns haunting the state of Nebraska indefinitely, politicians […] Read more
Halloween has always been a big deal for me, and that’s why for the first year living on my own, I wanted to go all out with decorations. Currently, I have 37 hand-carved pumpkins decorating my lawn, and about 100 paper skeletons hanging up around the house. Now, while getting geared up for the Halloween […] Read more
