For many Husker fans, the name Tom Osborne will certainly ring a bell. Serving as head coach from 1973 to 1997, Osborne led the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team to 13 conference championships and three national championships. So, here are five things we wished we could’ve asked him when we saw him that one time at […] Read more
You’ve broken a lot of things in your life, you little freak. But there are still five things you haven’t totally demolished as of yet. The sound-barrier. You still haven’t moved quicker than 767 mph, thus breaking the infamous sound-barrier. It’s bound to happen eventually, but you might want to get on that sooner rather […] Read more
Lincoln, California Surf’s up, baby! Lincoln, New York UPSTATE Abraham Lincoln He was the 16th president, had a cool hat and ended slavery. Easy choice. “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” The fact that it took us till 2012 to learn that Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter totally dignified this for the #4 slot. Lincoln Parish, […] Read more
We all know that feeling. It’s class time and you’re glued to your couch watching Scooby, Shaggy and the rest of the gang of super sleuths ride around in the Mystery Machine solving mystery after mystery. You might think to yourself, “I really need to go to my economics capstone so I can graduate this […] Read more
So, you have a kid now, somehow.
Story by Miles Rothlisberger
Dead week bringing you down? Use these tips to help you out! 1. Wake up from that turkey coma: You can’t take your finals if you’re asleep! 2. Learn the English language: Most likely your final will be in English, so if you know the language, you’ll have a head start! 3. Rid yourself of […] Read more
Frowning: You’ve got to be a pretty sad human being to force your officers to hand out $10 “go fuck yourself” coupons with the added benefit of court fees…and I’ll tell you what, there’s nothing sad people love doing more than frowning. Religiously watching both Bad Boys movies: Nothing motivates one more to hand out […] Read more