Student who promised to move to Canada if Trump was elected enrolled for spring semester

Sophomore Jennifer Daniels has made some lofty propositions in her lifetime. Daniels, like many other people, was against Donald Trump and his campaign for the White House. As a vocal opponent against Trump, Daniels was confident that society would reject his hateful rhetoric and would lose embarrassingly. She was so confident that Trump would not […] Read more

Project partner leaves passive-aggressive comments in Google Docs edit history

Some students express their frustration with group projects outright, while others are more covert about displaying their displeasure. Sources involved with a group project in section 002 of economics professor Jamie Wilson’s ECON 200 class reported that group member Riley McMann, a junior political science major, has been expressing his frustration with other members of […] Read more

Dad finds remote

Following a comprehensive investigation, Omaha-area dad Jeff Wilcox announced Monday that he has found the TV remote control which went missing nearly two weeks ago. “The darn thing was in between the couch cushions the whole time!” Wilcox proclaimed to his wife and children over dinner. “I swear, I must have looked in there five […] Read more