Foreign language has never been sophomore Michael Hunt’s strongest subject. “When I was in high school, I accidentally proposed to my German teacher during a failed exam,” said Hunt. “I have no idea how, but I did it.” Though he initially hoped that he could fake his way through UNL’s foreign language requirement, Hunt enrolled […] Read more
Some clothing just isn’t worth the price tag. In the case of the Abercrombie & Fitch Mid Rise Vegan Leather Jeggings, they aren’t even worth a five-finger discount. Raechel Hanson, 28, was caught stealing those very jeggings yesterday evening in the downtown Springfield, Illinois location. The store’s on-duty manager, Tanya Lambert, caught Hanson in the […] Read more
A feat several years in the making, local student Sam Stuart finally got high enough to appreciate the DailyER and then somehow even higher, an achievement he took immense pride in. Sam, a daily weed smoker and bi-weekly DailyER reader said he has been attempting this feat since 2008 and appreciates the support he has […] Read more
As society becomes a decrepit melting pot of corruption and sin, at the very least a very vigilant, unblinking stare from watchful eyes will be there to see it. Last Thursday night, the women of Psi Psi Psi sorority learned this valuable lesson when they discovered a random student watching them as he stood precariously […] Read more
In the highly sexualized society in which we live, one must always take the initiative to protect themselves from harm. As new STIs are being discovered on a daily basis, sophomore biological systems engineering major Jeremy Parch questions the effectiveness of conventional condoms and contraceptives. “I’ve heard some horror stories,” said Parch. “I knew a […] Read more
Freshman Jacoby Cameron doesn’t ever need to drive his car anywhere. “Everything I really need is here on campus, whether it’s food at Selleck or condoms at the Union’s sexual health booth. I’m usually pretty good” said the geology major. However, sometimes Wal-Mart offers something that the University just does not have. But recently Cameron […] Read more
As of Monday evening, the ASUN student government has shut down until the delegates can successfully reach a consensus on a proposed budget for their next house party. The shutdown occurred as a result of a proposal to buy a keg rather than designate the event as a B.Y.O.B. affair. “We want to give every […] Read more
Tragedy struck yesterday afternoon at Lincoln Children’s Zoo when aggravated tiger trainer Rick Parsley ferociously attacked Sasha, the zoo’s prized tigress and mother of two. The incident occurred during Sasha’s routine 3:30 p.m. feeding time, which has historically never been problematic for either keeper or cat. “It was a goddamn bloodbath!” said distraught onlooker Brett […] Read more
What should have began as a normal transaction between Daily Nebraskan newsstand and undergrad student soon became an epic battle for the fate of Seven’s soul. Steven only wanted to read the Top 5 Section on his way from the CBA to Knoll, but the weather had other plans. The wind picked up as he […] Read more
Tragedy struck the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus on Sunday as a student seemed to walk aimlessly into 14th Street. Sarah Johnson, a sophomore at UNL, had merely been strolling to her next class, with her eyes intently focused on the screen of her mobile device, before the accident occurred. “There must have been something completely […] Read more
