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BREAKING: Earth Round, Moon Flat

Flat-earthers be warned, all theories have been debunked and thrown out the window. A group of scientists who prefer to remain anonymous revealed shocking new results in a private interview with The DailyER. Their studies suggest that the earth is in fact round, but surprisingly show that the moon is actually flat. “We weren’t expecting this […] Read more

Heartwarming: Jimmy Eat World members still don’t regret band name

Fans of the American rock band “Jimmy Eat World” rejoiced when the group released a previously-thought lost TMZ interview with the also previously-thought lost members discussing their current place in the world of music. After releasing their ninth album in 2016, many were surprised that the band had made that much content, let alone create anything other than […] Read more

KFC forced to temporarily shut down half of 900 UK stores, leaving UK residents shocked to discover they had 900 KFCs

In one of the craziest logistics disasters of recent memory, Kentucky Fried Chicken was forced to temporarily shut down over half of their 900 stores throughout the United Kingdom due to chicken shortages at restaurants. Although the crisis is now over, the news sent shock waves around the United Kingdom as no one could believe the […] Read more