I’m Putting Money On Todd Haley Getting Fired By Todd Haley

If I was a betting man, and I definitely am, I’d bet that idiot Kansas City Chiefs head coach Todd Haley will get fired in January. The guy couldn’t coach his way out of a fucking paper bag. He’s a hack. He even makes Andy Reid look like he knows what he’s doing. Though if we’re going to make the Andy Reid comparison, I wish Haley was as fat as Reid. Because maybe then we’d at least have the hope that he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

Did you hear that he’s thinking about benching Matt Cassel in favor of Kyle Orton? What in the hell is wrong with him? Does he even think before he acts? What a complete joke. Can you believe the organization has kept him around this long? He’s so bad that Charlie Weis, last year’s offensive coordinator for the Chiefs, actually left for the same position at a COLLEGE. Translation: a demotion was better than working with Todd Haley.

To say it’s time for the Kansas City Chiefs to pursue a new direction for their football team is an understatement. They need to get this Haley character out of there as soon as humanly possible. I don’t know why they’re even going to keep him for the rest of the season. Getting rid of him now would be better than keeping him even a minute longer. Can’t those idiots in upper management see what he’s doing to the team? Are they blind?

The worst part is, he’s got a pretty talented team down in KC. He’s got talent on the defensive side and competent players on the offense. I know his running back went down in week two with a season-ending injury, but that’s no excuse for just how shitty they’ve played. Especially on defense; this team is stacked on defense! That’s just terrible coaching, and it all falls on this Todd Haley asshole. Haley would find a way to make this year’s Green Bay Packers suck. And one more thing: he keeps wearing those visors like he thinks he’s Steve Spurrier or something. Who the hell does that? Just a wear a normal god damn hat like everyone else. Jesus, he’s a fucking worthless dick.