In a surprising move that most wouldn’t expect from a group of people that see everything as meaningless, members of the support group Nihilism Association of the Heartland, or NAH, decided that cooperation is completely arbitrary and simply not worth the effort.

“I don’t care about any of these people,” said longtime member Jonathan Wake. “They tell me, ‘you should take care of yourself Jon, eat some vegetables or something,’ yeah, like I really need to be healthy when fitness is just a social construct.”

Other members were reluctant to be interviewed due to a schedule conflict with NAH’s meeting. However, group member Monique Ritter agreed to comment on the situation because “After all, time is just an abstract concept of thought.”

Ritter went on to explain in a tone as colorful and engaging as an Ayn Rand novel that the meetings “Weren’t really getting anywhere, much like society.”

“We’ve been told that these meetings need to be more productive; too bad progress is completely subjective,” she added.

One NAH member who wished to remain anonymous began to profusely question whether or not the interview was actually happening, stating that, “existence is a cosmic illusion.”

“I’ve come to these [meetings] for 44 years,” he said. “And by gum, I have yet to see any evidence that reality exists outside the human noggin.”