Please tell me this anime chick is 18

Hahaha, what are you watchin’ there. A bit of anime, huh? Sure, I can get into that, I’m an open-minded individual. You could say that I’ve watched a couple animes. Maybe even a little bit of hentai-Nonono, I’m just kidding, just kidding, haha. Nah, but I’m more than meets the eye.

Okay, okay. What’s up with this one? So like “Star Wars,” but with angels and demons occasionally? Pretty different, I’d say; I bet this is really popular. It certainly looks good. Man, those eyes are magically captivating.

The blue hair on that one girl looks… Oh my God, it’s spectacular. It reminds me of a soft river current. Geez, the animation for everyone is great. Oh man, that chick is back and every curvature…Holy mother. That skin tight mecha suit gyrating around on the screen just makes me…

Heheheh, it’s a good thing that this anime chick is 18 years old, right? Right? I mean, they wouldn’t show such an, er, erotic character if she weren’t of age, right? Yeah, that’s it, she’s gotta be an 18-year-old girl.

She’s just gotta. Oh man, sorry, I’m nervous about homework or something and I get sweaty when I’m nervous.

But back to the topic on hand, like, come on. What kind of sicko would design an underage girl with giant breasts and an enticing face? Really, I wish I had a girlfriend like that. I really wish I did.

But hey, thanks for letting me hang for a bit. I’m, uh, going back to my room. Sorry, something just came up. My laptop needs me for, uh, work and stuff. But if you watch some of this later tonight, let me know, alright?

Huh? What do you mean she’s not 18? Whatever, man. I’ll see you later. I got some work to do.