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UNL Bell Tower to begin playing straight “bangerz”

Hoards of students gathered around the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Mueller Tower after news that the tower will no longer play classical music. Effective immediately, the tower will now only play straight “bangerz.” The change came about after complaints emerged of students falling asleep during their short walks to class. Christy Timpson, a junior computer science major, […] Read more

Truth revealed: Cather and Pound extended miles below Earth’s surface

Listen up, conspiracy theorists! As students and staff began adjusting to life without Cather and Pound Halls dominating the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus skyline, new information about the demolished buildings came to light this past week. According to a highly classified memo written by Chancellor Ronnie Green, Cather and Pound Halls actually extended miles below the surface of […] Read more

High school senior establishes dominance in red letter jacket on Red Letter Day

Red Letter Days are quite the affair at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, bringing in a multitude of eager students to tour Nebraska’s largest university, meet respected faculty and preemptively establish campus dominance. On Jan. 26, Keith Hampton, a Lincoln high school senior, wore his coveted high school letter jacket, securing permanent respect on the UNL […] Read more