After Lil Nas X combined rap and country music into his summer hit “Old Town Road” and did surprising collaborations with artists like Billy Ray Cryus and Mason Ramsey to name a few, the world has been looking for another genius combination of music genres. Artists all over the world have been mixing genres in […] Read more
The family of Joe Camel, of Camel Cigarettes fame, confirmed in a statement on Wednesday evening that Joe passed away after a long battle with skin cancer. “We are devastated by the loss of Joe, who was a beloved father, husband, son and friend. He will be sorely missed. We ask the media for privacy […] Read more
Classic case of the “whoopsies” here, folks. As rural Nebraskan farmer and father of three, John Spencer, saw those mythologized bright lights from the comfort of his deathbed, he made a mistake he’ll never be able to take back. Venturing outside of his mortal vessel, Spencer ascended. Many see the expedition to the afterlife to […] Read more
Sometimes, humans cannot be trusted with absolute power. Political science major Becky Sampson would have learned this lesson Monday afternoon if she had realized the consequences of her actions. Sampson’s Monday started off as normal as ever: the sophomore woke up at 8:00 a.m., showered and got dressed before heading to her morning class. Just […] Read more
A new study from a team of scientists at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln discovered some troubling new statistics for nameless, ski-masked henchmen. After months of research, the scientists have concluded that the leading cause of death for henchmen is being thrown out of helicopters by white males with short stubble during aerial hand-to-hand brawls. Official […] Read more
Spattered in blood, clutching a lead pipe with trembling hands and smelling strongly of Jack Daniel’s and exasperation, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts was discovered standing over the broken bodies of two downtown patrons this past Saturday night, according to the Lincoln Police Department. In response to the legislature abolishing the death penalty this past May, […] Read more
Last Wednesday, the Nebraskan for the Death Penalty reported that their petitions drive gathered 166,692 signatures, well above the 10 percent needed to secure a halt of a repeal and initiating a November 2016 vote. While a majority of the state legislature agreed that the death penalty is an archaic form of punishment and an […] Read more
Council Bluffs, Iowa resident Pat Helwig, who didn’t believe that chemotherapy could cure him, died of testicular cancer yesterday, just three months after being diagnosed. Helwig, who believed that all medical approaches to life should be natural and that everything else was “pseudoscience,” stated that all he needed to do to cure his cancer was […] Read more
