During a campaign stop in Brooklyn, New York, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney decided to evoke an issue that has been so far neglected during the Republican primary: states’ rights. Flanked by Ad-Rock and MCA of the Beastie Boys, a visibly inebriated Romney announced that “it’s time to bring the fight to the PEOPLE. We […] Read more
After a long and difficult journey, a new man has risen to the proverbial challenge. Photo illustration by Dylan Bliss. In his acceptance speech, the new president-elect for the Association for the Students of the University of Nebraska spoke of how very humbled he was to have received this great honor. “It is a distinct […] Read more
Despite being granted the two week notice he had asked for, United States Vice President Joe Biden failed his state-mandated drug test for the third time in as many months. Photo illustration by Dylan Bliss. The Vice President, whose previous crimes have included petty theft, strong arm robbery, public indecency and soliciting prostitution, was ordered […] Read more
Few senators were surprised on Monday when Vice President Joseph Biden showed up to the day’s session with live mallard in tow. Stepping up to the podium at the front of the Senate Chamber, Biden cleared his throat, lifted the Mariana Mallard high and made a proud announcement. Though admiring his courage in completely missing […] Read more
Patriots, friends and Americans, we are at a crossroads in this country. America is changing, and not for the better. Since Obama has taken control, he has presided over a government takeover of not one but two major aspects of American life, health care and finance. And after what happened to Dr. Laura a couple […] Read more
President Barack Obama announced yesterday that the Commission for Recession Research (CRR) finished its two year, $400 billion study on how the recession was affecting the American public. The single sentence report concludes that “the recession is hitting poor people the hardest and is kind of hurting people that are less poor but not as […] Read more
All was tranquil in the White House press room on the evening of Nov. 6, 2009, until a single hand flipped on a light switch, illuminating the podium in the front of the room. A man stepped out into the spotlight and gazed fondly around at the emptiness in front of him. Joseph Biden, vice […] Read more
