According to a broad formal report released Thursday, there is absolutely no way this is going to be on the final. (Right?) The sweeping study discovered that there is exactly a zero percent chance that this material will appear on the class’ final, a finding that was discovered with a 0.0 percent margin of error […] Read more
“I’m gonna level with ya Brandon, your odds aren’t looking too good right now, this is gonna be real hard to pull off,” Professor Jerry Rassic told Brandon Jackson, a junior English major trying to squeeze in the credits for an archaeology minor while still graduating in four years. Despite the odds, Dr. Rassic was […] Read more
Graduate research assistants at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have recently made a shocking discovery that will change the way students across the nation view their favorite week of the semester: syllabus week. In a report released Tuesday, researchers confirmed that our beloved “syllabus week” is actually just “syllabus 30 seconds.” Research began last fall as graduate research assistants sat in on […] Read more
Just a week removed from the revelations that a professor in the Glenn Korff School of Music was running an illicit steroid ring in the halls of Westbrook Music Building, the school has been hit with another scandal. Recently uncovered documents have revealed that Dr. Alexander Smith, the senior faculty member in charge of experimental […] Read more
While stubbornly seated in his now-empty office, recently terminated professor of philosophy Gerald Brewster repeatedly remarked that this was all, “foolish and nonsensical,” and that his job, “theoretically still exists.” “Logically, it’s not possible for me to be fired,” Brewster said of the letter officially terminating his employment. “Clearly nothing exists outside of the human […] Read more
A professor at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has reportedly been “absolutely destroyed” by YouTube’s autoplay feature after showing a video to her students. Professor Janice Anderson was in the middle of showing her students an educational video on YouTube during an English class Thursday morning when the incident occurred. According to those in the class, […] Read more
Veteran stand-up comedian Miles Reinhardt is hitting the road this fall, bringing his unique brand of humor to various lecture halls across the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. The tour, which began August 22, will run for 15 weeks and make stops at lecture halls in both Avery and Oldfather halls, two buildings that serve UNL’s […] Read more
A University of Nebraska-Lincoln professor has been criticized for his remarks on a recent seminar that dealt with human trafficking. After Patricia Goldman’s captivating speech on the severity of human slavery, UNL professor Barry Watkins led the audience in a round of applause. But it didn’t last for long. Watkins praised Goldman’s talk and remarked […] Read more
Breaking the rules that he typically uses to evaluate professors at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, freshman journalism major Dave Banks decided his new photography professor is cool despite the lack of profanities carelessly tossed around in lecture. “One thing I love about college is how there aren’t any rules,” Banks said. “Professors can cuss whenever […] Read more
For most college students, dead week means long days and late nights preparing for final exams. But for the members of University of Nebraska-Lincoln professor Robert Winfield’s class last semester, it meant witnessing Winfield make an astounding technological breakthrough. Students reported that on the Friday before spring semester finals, with about 10 minutes left in […] Read more
