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Dishwasher gnomes form union

Kitchens across America rely on power, water and loving families in order to function. Loving families of the actively oppressed Smeebler dishwashing dishwasher gnomes, that is. Stolen from their Smeebler homeland of Dishenraque in the 1850s by inventor Joel Houghton, dishwasher gnomes were forced to live and work inside of wooden boxes and spray dishes […] Read more

Magician David Blaine levitates for national anthem

Football fans were taken aback last Sunday at the latest national anthem protest, this time by one of America’s favorite celebrities: magician David Blaine. During the Falcons vs. Jets matchup at MetLife Stadium, David Blaine was spotted levitating during the national anthem, joining several players in their protest of police brutality and inequality. “I just feel like our country […] Read more