Vampires? Kinda hot. Werewolves? Super hot. (Can you tell I was team Jacob??) Witches? Honestly, can be pretty! Wizards? Later Harry Potter movies prove- hot! Frankenstein’s Monster? Not cute. Mummies? Eh… I don’t know what’s under those wraps, but I’m going to keep it that way? Zombies? Nope. Ghouls? Gross. Honestly, I think we’re missing […] Read more
At the Husker volleyball game last Saturday night, two students were discovered engaging in sexual intercourse inside the Lil’ Red inflatable costume by a UNL athletic department official. The crime was committed during the match against Wichita State at the Devaney Center, specifically during the halftime show. However, game attendees and players had grown suspicious […] Read more
Four months into his term as Nixon Senior High Class President, Larry Giles has come under fire for accusations that he is not living up to his lofty campaign promises. The 18-year-old who ran on a record of mock trial excellence and five consecutive semesters as an honor roll student also assured donors that he […] Read more
In a completely indefensible and abhorrent act, we at The DailyER decided that instead of giving you any attempt at satire, we’d instead give you exactly what you want: lesbian sex. It is very difficult, as you might imagine, for us to actually give you “lesbian sex” to you per se, but we are here […] Read more
