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Husker football schedules home-and-home with North Pole Fighting Elves

“This is going to be a huge game on both team’s schedules”, declared athletic director Trev Alberts about the recently announced home-and-home scheduling of North Pole in 2030-2031. Last Wednesday, the Husker athletic department announced that Nebraska would be making the thousand mile trek North to Saint Nicholas Stadium, home of the North Pole University […] Read more

McClorp: Allowing cisgender women to compete in women’s athletics is unfair and ultimately a violation of transgender women’s rights

Imagine you, your daughter, your aunt, your grandmother, your mother, your sister, your friend (woman) has been training for years in her sport and is set to win the title or championship, only to have all her effort and hard work surpassed by a huge, muscular, cisgender female—or a person with XX chromosomes—wiping out the […] Read more

Barstool Sports begins to cover athlete bowel movements

Widely followed sports and pop culture blog Barstool Sports has been publishing stories consistently despite the suspension of sports from the high school to professional level. A precaution taken as COVID-19 spreads, this cancellation has forced the company to think outside the box for their social media presence. Barstool sports has shared quarantine hacks, quarantine […] Read more

Nebrasketball’s explosive offense detonates, creates 50-mile blast radius

In an eruption that made the Pinnacle Bank Arena resemble a watermelon stuffed with an M-80, the Nebraska men’s basketball team accidentally played too hard against the Iowa Hawkeyes last Saturday, triggering a thermonuclear explosion and sending the state into fallout. The crowd of 15,268 were left saturated in radiation, causing fans to resemble sickly green […] Read more

Pete Ricketts: “Stand For The Flag Super Bowl Sunday” was just the beginning

Following a tumultuous football season for national anthem protests, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts has once again revived the controversy. This past Sunday, Ricketts made an official state proclamation to rename the day to “Stand For The Flag Super Bowl Sunday,” coinciding with the National Football League title game. Receiving lots of positive feedback, mostly from […] Read more