Campus officials at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln are on high alert this week after reports of a water bottle refilling station at the Nebraska Union becoming self-aware and eliminating multiple students in recent days. The refilling station, located outside the ASUN student government office, is said to have targeted students with high-powered jets of water […] Read more
Area weatherman and television personality Dan Summers was fired from the KLNK newscast this past week after a team of industry insiders discovered a pattern of deliberate misinformation in Summers’ reporting. Since at least 2011, Summers reported lower-than-true temperatures every Tuesday morning in the months of January and February in order to lower the price […] Read more
Holy fucking shit boys, this is it. This is the one. We’re fucked and there is no way around it. This storm is rolling through soon, and it’s gonna bend us over a barrel and show us the 50 states. Go to the store. Stock up. Get some extra water, because this storm is gonna […] Read more
