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Sources reported Wednesday that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s spine was still on back order, offering a major blow to the Democrats in their fight against President Trump’s agenda. A spokesperson from McConnell’s office spoke to reporters early Thursday morning to offer an explanation and an apology for the incident. “Despite our best efforts, we […] Read more
As a business, Runza is always looking to expand its horizons of what it can create and sell to its consumer base. With a new Runza flavor appearing every few years, the company is hoping its newest creation will appeal to a demographic they’ve been ignoring for years. Starting in November, Runza will start offering a vegan-style Runza. […] Read more
History is about to repeat itself for a team that defied all odds last year in the World Series. The Chicago Cubs did not win a World Series for 108 straight seasons until they took home the 2016 championship over the Cleveland Indians. Now as the 2017 playoffs are nearing, the Chicago Cubs are making adjustments to […] Read more
Students and faculty at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln were on edge last week after an incident that took place in Hamilton Hall on City Campus. UNL Police Department officials were called to Hamilton Hall during a Wednesday morning anatomy lecture where students reported finding human remains in their textbooks. “When calls were coming in about […] Read more
Most see texting and driving as a heinous offense akin to getting behind the wheel drunk or eating messy foods while driving. However, new research from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has shone a fresh light to challenge this commonly accepted belief. In a study conducted by the UNL psychology department, findings suggested that most people can […] Read more
Since what feels like the beginning of time – or at least several years ago – the iClicker has been a mainstay for large class sizes. As a way to keep track of attendance and dictate quizzes, the handheld device has become a necessary yet mundane tool for the University of Nebraska-Lincoln student. With its […] Read more
Getting laughs in class was all in an easy day’s work for fifth-year senior Benjamin Penny, resident wise-ass of ECON101. But it was what he did in his free time that made his classmates weary. “I don’t see what the big problem is here,” Penny said. “I like being goofy, I like hanging out in […] Read more
In a shocking statement issued late Thursday evening, Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred announced the league’s implementation of an all-organic player policy in its minor league system. “We are doing away with our outdated approach of genetically modified, growth hormone-injected athletes,” said Manfred. “We are aware of the implications of our decision, and we […] Read more
Now that college football season is underway, fans everywhere are showing their allegiance to their favorite teams. However, some troubling new information has cast doubt on the loyalty of a well-known brand. The controversy began when die-hard Nebraska Cornhuskers fan Carson Burns was visiting his brother at Michigan State University and saw an advertisement on […] Read more
