Hey man, you’re seeing this, right? You’re never going to believe this. Holy hell, this dude straight up brought his dog to campus.

I’m not even sure if this is allowed. I don’t know the rules, but I never see a dog here. This is just way out of the ordinary for me.

What could possibly have motivated this guy to bring his dog here? Does the dog live on campus? Are they simply enjoying an evening stroll? One can only wonder.

Oh geez, now he’s attracted a small crowd around that little scamp. They’re all laughing and smiling. Laughing and smiling. God, I wish that were me.

I wonder if he’s aware of the attention he brings with that Cavalier King Charles Spaniel? I’d like to think that he is blissfully ignorant of his heightened social status. He seems to be a magnet of friendship and bonding with that canine.

Anyway, I’m just rambling at this point. I know you have things to do, but I just want to point out the sheer sincerity of this dog-loving individual.

I mean, look at him! His physical attractions are only magnified with that pooch rolling around on its back, just begging for a belly rub. The two seem to complement each other, like a finely crafted cheese with a small, salted cracker.

He’s not even walking the dog. He’s just sitting there by the fountain, chatting with a completely different crowd than before. It seems that with every group that leaves, a new one, just as feverish to meet the mutt, takes its place around the two intertwining souls.

Aw crap, it’s time for class. He’s still talking and enjoying himself. This guy probably doesn’t even go to school here. He doesn’t have to worry about class. All that exists for him is himself and that dog. All is well for him.