All posts by: H. Jackson

Local roommate is a bitch

Multiple sources now confirm that local roommate and speculated bitch, Meredith Bland, is, in fact, a complete bitch. Roommates in the Lincoln area are currently pouring in with reports of Bland’s bad behavior. From calling the cops on her sweet, handsome, flawless hunk of a roommate, to barring other roommates out of their house by putting […] Read more

UNL drops football program

After a disappointing 2017 football season, UNL’s athletic board has decided to permanently discontinue the Husker football program effective immediately. After 127 years of fun, friendship and enough laughs to fill Memorial Stadium to the top, the boys in red are finally being laid to eternal rest. The athletic board addressed the press on Saturday to […] Read more