Students are registering for classes for the Spring Semester, and that means junior Julie Carson is pissed off again about the flood of inquiring Facebook posts. “You would have to be an absolute moron to go on to a website and ask people what classes you should take,” the actuarial science major said. “UNL is […] Read more
As of Monday evening, reports began circulating that campus freshman Gracie McPherson has chosen to wait until the second half of the year to experiment with sexual activity involving her anus. “I’m still getting acclimated to the college environment,” McPherson stated at press time. “What with balancing school, work and other extracurricular activities, I just […] Read more
There was a quick slide of a key card, the turn of a handle, and a short gasp before the door was slammed shut. “Well, it finally happened,” says freshman Zach Hennery with a sigh. “I finally saw my roommate’s dick.” Hennery, a first year student living on Smith 3, describes his relationship with roommate […] Read more
Following the news that Carl Pelini was recently fired from his coaching position at Florida Atlantic University for smoking marijuana, reports have surfaced that a nervous, spacey Bo Pelini has been constantly spraying Febreze all over his own office. UNL’s star quarterback Taylor Martinez so far has been the most vocal about these claims. “I […] Read more
According to a recent study conducted by Professor Michael Yoats, not enough people give Michael Yoats the respect Michael Yoats and his doctorate—an eight year endeavor—fucking deserve. The frustrated PhD. holder, who is a tenured teacher in the University’s physics department, claims he isn’t so much offended by discourteous students as he is by the […] Read more
Review by James Crowl Photos coming soon Anything that comes out of Portland, Oregon is bound to be experimental in some way, which is why it’s no surprise that The Portland Cello Project is probably unlike anything you’ve ever heard. With their Wikipedia page listing their genre as literally everything from folk rock to heavy […] Read more
Review by Patrick Wright [dropcap]T[/dropcap]hursday was a pretty rotten day for me. I was facing a severe lack of sleep, and anything that could’ve gone wrong that day did in a spectacularly amazing fashion. So when I walked into Vega Thursday I wasn’t really in the mood to sit around and listen to bands all […] Read more
Review by Samuel Egan Photos by Patrick Wright [divider height=”40″] I went to Vega, the new concert venue in the Railyard, and I must say I was impressed with what they had to offer. This was their second big concert, and Vega’s role in Lincoln is starting to take form. The night started off with […] Read more
[dropcap]V[/dropcap]ega is the new trendy concert venue in the Railyard, and its first notable concert kicked off Tuesday evening with bands that didn’t quite seem to fit—in more ways than one. Though Vega boasts a bustling bar, gourmet hotdogs that are to die for, and windows which provide a pleasant downtown view, the actual stage […] Read more
[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]Upcoming VEGA Events[/title] 11/3 Soft Opening, 6pm | Free show: Wondermons at 8pm | A Ferocious Jungle Cat at 9pm 11/5 Filter w/ Fight or Flight; We As Human; Nothing More 11/6 The Envy Corps w/ Twinsmith; Tie These Hands 11/7 Funk Trek w/ AZP; Foam Form 11/10 Bourbon […] Read more
