“For too long have we, the students, subjected ourselves to the wrath of Dr. Stevenson, who is a liar and cheat! He says we can submit as many drafts as we like, yet he never reads more than six!” Photo illustration by Jacob Fricke. With these words, Katherine Wick, a sophomore advertising major, did what […] Read more
Patriots, friends and Americans, we are at a crossroads in this country. America is changing, and not for the better. Since Obama has taken control, he has presided over a government takeover of not one but two major aspects of American life, health care and finance. And after what happened to Dr. Laura a couple […] Read more
Despite a string of critical injuries and issues with consistency among their white pitchers, Red Sox fans are sure that this season’s problems are the sole responsibility of the team’s African-American players. “I mean, it’s not that I’m racist or anything. I have black friends. But if Adrian Beltre would hit the fucking ball better […] Read more
It is 7 in the morning and I’m still drunk. The remnants of last night live in much more than my blood-alcohol level — they dwell within my heart and mind. Last night was one of the most volatile nights that I’ve experienced within this care-free summer. However, I have responsibilities—with this paper, as well […] Read more
