With the Pinnacle Bank Arena’s unveiling merely months away, worries have fallen on Coach Tim Miles. Will next year’s team be capable of competing in Big Ten play, or more importantly, paying the electric bill? Ladies and gentlemen, fret no more; Nebraska Basketball has a new team member. Jane Svobota, once infamously known as “Blue […] Read more
In a humbling turn of events, a giant sinkhole swallowed the well-to-do town of Pride, Louisiana early Saturday morning. The event occurred shortly after several residents were heard boasting about the town’s lack of natural disasters. The town previously sat on a geographic pedestal, looking down upon the neighboring towns. “It’s actually kinda nice to […] Read more
Officials were stunned last weekend when a refrigerator won the River City Marathon in Sacramento, California on Sunday. The refrigerator won the race with a time of 1:59:48, shattering the previous world record and stunning fans everywhere. “I never thought I’d see a refrigerator win a marathon,” said Joe Johnson, a spectator at the race […] Read more
