This past Tuesday morning, Governor Chris Christie joined the likes celebrities such as Lindsey Lohan and Jannet Jackson by exposing some of his luscious curves in public. Witnesses snapped photos Governor Christie on an early morning run, wearing a daring Nike cutoff shirt, flashing passers bys a prime look at his buxom body, causing many […] Read more
WASHINGTON DC—Following a string of recent defeats, the Family Research Council has reportedly changed its stance on gay marriage, claiming the Bible only disagrees with interracial gay marriage. “When we first read the passage ‘man should not sleep with a man as he sleeps with a women’ we obviously thought it was against all gay […] Read more
LOS ANGELES–Saying it would fulfill a lifelong dream, the NBA superstar Kobe Bryant packed his bags and headed toward New York City in the hopes of auditioning for Tristan in the Met Opera’s upcoming production of Wagner’s Tristan und Isolde. “It’s been my dream ever since I was ten, turned on the radio and heard […] Read more
HOUSTON–Following another failed startup, the first day of Justin Kolb’s South Beach Diet routine, has reportedly entered it’s 37th day. “Well yesterday I accidentally drove to the Taco Bell drive thru and ate two steak quesadillas but today’s another day, day one exactly, and I’m ready for this challenge,” Kolb said as he eyed a […] Read more
In a letter to recent graduates of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Chancellor Harvey Perlman offered some solace to those who had missed the opportunity to celebrate the occasion due to inclement weather and the University’s complete inability to plan. “First off, let me say again that I’m really sorry,” began the letter. “But, again, it’s […] Read more
Summer heat is upon us and with the increased temperatures comes the flock of moviegoers looking for temporary relief from the troubles of the outside world by experiencing the magical worlds of Krypton, Oz and Sanford, Florida. This year’s most popular screen release is in fact the George Zimmerman murder trial, a thrilling drama that […] Read more
With the recent success of the Doritos Locos Taco, Taco Bell has announced yet another variant of the popular dish. The new taco, expected to be named Doritos Locos Tacos flavored Doritos Locos Taco, is scheduled to be released in late 2013. CEO Greg Creed remarked “Simply stated it’s a taco within a Doritos shell […] Read more
It’s been a wild nine months for Community fans. Perhaps one of the strongest cult TV shows on air, the series recently suffered through the exile of it creator Dan Harmon, leaving many fans in a state of panic and fear for the life of the show. Two new show-runners and thirteen lackluster episodes later, […] Read more
