Sources close to Cassandra Alvarez’s organs confirmed Monday that her appendix hasn’t been doing its share in helping keep its owner alive. “I’ll admit I haven’t been as active as others may have hoped,” her appendix told reporters. “But hey, I am who I am.” And who he is, according to Alvarez’s other organs, is […] Read more
Springtime is nearly upon us, love is in the air and Neihardt resident Kyle Hendersin has a killer in with the ladies. Kyle is one of the University elite, an 18 year old with 34 credit hours and the world is his oyster. Few women can survive the 5’7” of sophomore maturity in a freshman’s […] Read more
Claiming he just wants to see if anyone will notice, local coroner Thomas Nguyen is stacking dead bodies in the back until someone questions him about it. “It’s not like I set out to pile dead bodies to the ceiling, but, you know, sometimes you just need to see how long it takes for someone […] Read more
In this February’s Kanye West cover issue, Trendy Shit magazine released its much anticipated quadrennial list of gurts, and for a 9th consecutive time, yogurt secured the number one spot by a landslide margin. The beloved dairy product was favored over all other gurts, both dairy and non-dairy, kosher and nonkosher, by a whopping 98.4% […] Read more
With a quick message telling Samantha he still wasn’t able to get into a private chat room, sophomore Adam Boritz began his third day of conversation with a Tinder Bot. Initiating the contact at 7:53 am, Boritz didn’t need to wait long for Samantha’s reply, reminding him of how sexually aroused she was, and how […] Read more
Hey teacher. Ma’am, excuse me. Yes, I have a question. I know we’ve only got two minutes left before class ends, and I know that every single person in this room has mentally clocked out, but…I just need to ask one thing. Well, maybe one thing. You see, my entire life revolves around this class. […] Read more
With a black leather jacket, wife- beater and buzz cut, UNL junior engineering major and Sigma Phi Delta fraternity member Craig Wright may appear to exist as the toughest and most rugged species of dude on campus. “What are you doing, loser? Get the hell outta my way!” growled the supposed creature of pure badass […] Read more
It’s election season at UNL, and for the second time in four years there is only one political party running for office. This means UNL won’t have the opportunity to see their future student leaders challenged by an opposition party. The Dailyer would like to change that. We hereby formally challenge Ignite to a debate […] Read more
Story by Annie Bohling | Photos by Chris Dorwart | Seeds Entertainment At the Omaha Entertainment and Arts Awards show on Sunday, the grand ballroom of the Double Tree Hotel in downtown Omaha was filled with artists of all types who sat in relaxation, camaraderie and curiosity of what nominees would be named for having done […] Read more
