“How to Kindly Implore that your Friend is a Whore” By Allison Lee When it comes to being flirty, And the desire to look real purty, Females naturally must ask for the insight Of literally everyone in sight. But there are times when you must voice, When, if ever, they make a pitiful choice. So […] Read more
Album | Eject | Cazzette By Patrick Wright I’ve always been a fan of the Swedish DJ duo’s incredible remixes of songs, including songs by The Killers and David Guetta, so it’s no surprise I enjoy their first LP so much. Well-produced with some astoundingly heavy drops while managing to keep a clean sound, the duo’s […] Read more
As students are working to formulate ASUN presidential parties, including running mates, platforms and campaign strategies, one detail holds precedence over all others: finding a catchy party name. For candidate Jeff Gauthier, the answer to this problem is both provocative and stimulating, one that may bring waves of pleasure to voters all across campus. “One […] Read more
A recent survey of several campus groups has revealed a surprising lack of diversity in UNL’s RSOs , even RSOs that advertise themselves as accepting communities. The most shocking expose was the revelation that the UNL underwater basket weaving club has been passing off local white guy Chad Wilkens eating Tex-Mex as a Mexican member […] Read more
While touring a rental property near the University of Nebraska-Lincoln City Campus, student Cory Robertson said he thinks the location is a good fit, but he is looking for something a little shittier. “The basement is in bad shape, and there’s almost no water pressure in the upstairs bathroom,” Roberson said, “but with my budget, […] Read more
With the popular success of Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick has announced that two days after the original puppy bowl, he will ref an ‘unofficial’ puppy bowl in the basement of his house. The announcement is a surprise to some because of Vick’s history with animal abuse, but Vick thinks that […] Read more
It was a cold February morning when freshman cultural studies major Caleb Marcus knew that he had an opinion to share. Not just any opinion, mind. An important one. Something that could change the lives of everyone on campus. And Marcus knew just where to turn: the independent voice of the student, the Daily Nebraskan. […] Read more
For most students, joining an honors fraternity is a good way to network with similarly-minded students, fluff out resumes and meet potential employers. Theta Delta Zeta, a new Economics honors organization is trying to add one more incentive for membership to that list: getting hella turnt. TDZ hopes to erase some of the lines between […] Read more
Amanda Banks logged into Facebook late Monday evening only to be met with shock and awe. Bank’s ugliest friend, Tiffany Sindelar posted a picture of an engagement ring on her finger, sending Banks and the rest of their Thursday night book club group into a state of confused happiness for their obscenely hideous friend. “I […] Read more
