Jim Davis, creator of “Garfield,” set off a wave of controversy across the nation in recent weeks by refusing to issue marriage licenses on Mondays, citing his personal beliefs. “I strongly believe that marriages should only take place on Tuesdays through Sundays,” Davis said in a statement from Garfield Headquarters in Muncie, Indiana. Davis’ actions […] Read more
The start of a school year is the start of many new friendships, but as we all know, making new friends can be awkward and uncomfortable. To start a new friendship, you must interact with other humans which can be difficult. There’s the bland introduction of names which you soon forget which is followed by […] Read more
Following the introduction of beer sales at athletic events at other Big Ten schools like the University of Maryland, officials at the Pinnacle Bank Arena have opened up the possibility of selling the Huskers’ favorite adult beverage, Hot Pepsi. “The University of Nebraska is a proud Pepsi campus,” said Pinnacle Bank Arena spokesman Jared Braun. […] Read more
LINCOLN– In an unprecedented move this Tuesday, out-of-state freshman Peter Danvers loudly confided to his new friends that he is “not from here.” “I mean, it’s not like a big deal or anything, but I think it’s important that people know this about me,” Danvers said. “Not being from Nebraska has made me who I […] Read more
The 1995 University of Nebraska-Lincoln team is widely considered to be the greatest college football team of all time. But many younger fans never got a chance to see the dream team in action– until now that is. “I think I speak for all Nebraskans and Wisconsin-to-Nebraska transplants when I say that the 94-95 seasons […] Read more
Donald Trump, the current 2016 Republican presidential front-runner, has been infuriating the party establishment and baffling pundits for weeks. No one in the Republican Party is as shocked as Trump himself. “I ran as a joke to prove to Ivana that my toupee isn’t as big as my ego,” Trump said. “I never meant for […] Read more
Hahaha, what are you watchin’ there. A bit of anime, huh? Sure, I can get into that, I’m an open-minded individual. You could say that I’ve watched a couple animes. Maybe even a little bit of hentai-Nonono, I’m just kidding, just kidding, haha. Nah, but I’m more than meets the eye. Okay, okay. What’s up […] Read more
With the Obama administration’s recent re-establishment of formal diplomacy with Cuba, The DailyER’s travel experts predict Americans will soon be able to vacation in the only nation named after a type of sandwich. After a recent fact-finding trip financed entirely by your student fees, here are our top picks for what to do during your […] Read more
Spattered in blood, clutching a lead pipe with trembling hands and smelling strongly of Jack Daniel’s and exasperation, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts was discovered standing over the broken bodies of two downtown patrons this past Saturday night, according to the Lincoln Police Department. In response to the legislature abolishing the death penalty this past May, […] Read more
Fans at last week’s Husker football game were appalled when what should have been a fun and family-friendly event turned into a nightmare. Every man and woman in the stands screamed with excitement as the Husker hype men prepared to start the most anticipated portion of the night: firing the t-shirt cannon into the ecstatic […] Read more
