Frequent grunting was heard across University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s campus the past few weeks, especially in conversations relating to the school’s football team. While observers first assumed the grunts were uttered in frustration over the team’s 5-7 record, they soon realized the sound was actually a new nickname for the team. Since the turn of the […] Read more
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Story by Miles Rothlisberger
Sucking petulantly at a spoonful of greasy noodles from an MRE package purchased a decade ago in apprehensive expectation of worldwide economic collapse, local conspiracy theorist Eugene Dawson, 27, pictured, was emotionally devastated to learn this past Wednesday that the United States government has absolutely no interest in keeping tabs on him and his activities. […] Read more
In a landmark study released by the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Psychology Department, researchers have concluded that at least one human being on the planet thinks about you in a sexual, yet also angry, manner. “Despite how insignificant you may think that you are, one poor schlock out there is extremely aroused by you,” Dr. Don […] Read more
Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson has come under scrutiny in recent weeks for his claims about his violent past, including assertions that he tried to stab a childhood friend and hit his mother with a hammer. While the media has questioned the authenticity of the stories, Carson has not backed down and now he’s taking […] Read more
Earlier this week, UNL freshman Gus Ramirez made big moves to enter the same tier of comedians as Ralphie May, Jeff Dunham and Frank Caliendo with his hilarious riff on the capitol building. “I’d been racking my brain for months trying to come up with the perfect joke,” Ramirez said in an exclusive interview with DailyER […] Read more
The men’s basketball team’s win over Southeastern Louisiana on November 22 was no big deal to most people watching, but for freshman Kyle Bueller it was his moment to shine. Bueller made his college debut when Coach Tim Miles rested his starters with the Huskers up by 42 points and 5:38 remaining in the game. […] Read more
Listen, you don’t have to tell me how much horses mean to our country. From the colonial era to today, our four-hooved ‘neigh’bors have been side by side with man, helping our nation gallop forward into the future. But to say horses should have voting rights? It’s just too early to jump on to that […] Read more
Dear Aunt Agatha: I’ve been talking to this guy for a while. We Facebook message every day, and sometimes when we’re drunk we talk IRL. I can’t tell if he’s actually into me, though! What do I do? -Facebook GF Dear Facebook GF: I had to ask my sweet niece Gemma what “IRL” and “GF” […] Read more
Freshman criminology major at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Teddy “Beans” McCullough, seems like any average, wide-eyed freshman trying to finish out his first semester of college, except McCullough has yet to change his shirt since the semester started in August. “I just never saw any reason to take it off,” McCullough told The DailyER, “It […] Read more
