In an unprecedented response to the current Syrian refugee crisis, multiple DailyER foreign correspondents have confirmed that the European Union has closed all entrances to the continent of Europe, with no exceptions. Faced with an influx of refugees fleeing unimaginable horrors in Syria, conservative government officials in EU member states are heralding the border closing […] Read more
Residents of the Abel and Sandoz resident halls thought that their endless torture was finally over when they received their regular plates and silverware after being forced to eat off styrofoam trays and use plastic forks for almost a week. But, it turned out that their suffering was just beginning. The Abel/Sandoz Dining Hall announced […] Read more
Dead week bringing you down? Use these tips to help you out! 1. Wake up from that turkey coma: You can’t take your finals if you’re asleep! 2. Learn the English language: Most likely your final will be in English, so if you know the language, you’ll have a head start! 3. Rid yourself of […] Read more
Frowning: You’ve got to be a pretty sad human being to force your officers to hand out $10 “go fuck yourself” coupons with the added benefit of court fees…and I’ll tell you what, there’s nothing sad people love doing more than frowning. Religiously watching both Bad Boys movies: Nothing motivates one more to hand out […] Read more
Desperate coffee goers trapped in line as long as 15 minutes sought aid from the federal government this past Tuesday, claiming that they lacked basic living necessities and another place to turn. “I’ve been waiting in line for my triple vanilla macchiato– in a foam cup– for almost half an hour now,” said local coffee […] Read more
Several University of Nebraska-Lincoln students in Professor Harrison’s History of Rock class came under academic investigation after reports surfaced that a violent mosh pit had broken out in the middle of class on Tuesday afternoon. The pit reportedly continued for the entire class period. After spending the previous few months studying rock’s roots in blues […] Read more
As the National Football League rolls into the second half of its season, the lingering issues of concussions continue to haunt the game as more and more former players are testing positive for CTE late in their careers. However, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is not convinced that concussions are a problem in the game, as […] Read more
Tara Winkliter had quite the story to tell her family over Thanksgiving break. She could finally tell her mom that the lonely days as a college freshman were finally over. Coming to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln from a small town outside of Scottsbluff, Nebraska, Winkliter hasn’t always had the most impressive social skills. Tired of […] Read more
Healthy eating is on the rise in Lincoln. Recently, sophomore Megan Bailey joined the large numbers of students switching to vegan diets in order to lose weight and live an overall healthier lifestyle. However, Bailey’s new diet did not have all of the desired effects immediately. “I was feeling a lot healthier and had way […] Read more
Today, after returning home from a trip to Chicago, Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts announced that he purchased a souvenir Chicago Cubs baseball hat for the entire state of Nebraska. “You know, with all of the trips I’ve been taking back and forth to Chicago and all of the tax money being spent on my security […] Read more
